All that is gold does not glitter

All that is gold does not glitter
47 minutes ago on 18 June 2013 with 74 notes
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What a classy cop searching someone’s house secretly and without a warrant keep up the good work

1 hour ago on 18 June 2013 with 9 notes

#twisted 

weliketoguffaw:

This one’s all for you, Tumblr. I hope you’re distracted, I hope you keep staring, I hope you’re feeling uncomfortable, I hope you’re ogling at all that glorious sweat dripping off this man’s pectorals. You know we’d hit that like the angry fist of Zeus! CAVILL, YOU SEXY BEAST YOU.

R.

1 hour ago on 18 June 2013 with 513 notes
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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

1 day ago on 17 June 2013 with 118,494 notes
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As an owner of big thighs, I don’t understand how similarly blessed people wear short shorts.

inabasket:

kasashaquanique:

I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.

If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.

In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.

1 day ago on 17 June 2013 with 1,301 notes
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1 day ago on 17 June 2013 with 49,227 notes
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#same 

galadriels:

…and then he laughed and the sound was like music, or like water in a parched land; and as he listened the thought came to Sam that he had not heard laughter, the pure sound of merriment, for days upon days without count. It fell upon his ears like the echo of all the joys he had ever known. But he himself burst into tears. Then, as a sweet rain will pass down a wind of spring and the sun will shine out the clearer, his tears ceased, and his laughter welled up, and laughing he sprang from his bed.

requested by: truebranch

PARTS OF THE BOOK THAT WEREN’T IN THE MOVIE

1 day ago on 17 June 2013 with 826 notes
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